Breaking Down This Week’s Biggest Games: Week 8
A rough week seven sent the season-long picks record below the .500 mark for the first time. Clearly a change was in order. The week eight picks take a more Zen-like approach in the hopes of reaching the enlightenment that comes with predicting games more accurately than you’d expect from a coin flip. Without further ado, the week eight predictions, this time in easy-to-swallow haiku form. It’s a plan so crazy, it just might fail spectacularly.
#22 Vanderbilt @ #10 Georgia
Vanderbilt surprised
with a bold 5-0 start
nothing gold can stay
Georgia 24, Vanderbilt 13
#12 Ohio State @ #20 Michigan State
Javon Ringer runs
like wind through a grey forest
Sparty on , my friend
Michigan State 21, Ohio State 20
#16 Kansas @ #4 Oklahoma
BCS hopes nicked
the Sooners rebound with win
Mangino is large
Oklahoma 35, Kansas 17
Ole Miss @ #2 Alabama
Tide wins by twenty
Saban never stops scowling
why so serious?
Alabama 30, Ole Miss 10
#11 Missouri @ #1 Texas
Tigers get shot down
by gunslingers from the west
McCoy for Heisman
Texas 38, Missouri 28
Record so Far: A Mercurial 13-14
