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Satire—Commuting from home? Here’s three great places to scream out your agony

Satire—Commuting from home? Here’s three great places to scream out your agony

Harry Stine, contributing writer October 8, 2021
So today I offer up a resource for those like me, because if there’s anything I’ve learned from my time in college, it’s that the best way to solve your problems is by letting your emotions simply explode through nonverbal, yet extremely audible, actions such as screaming. It’s easy, it’s soothing and most of all it’s affordable.
Satire—Actually, raising children in college is really easy

Satire—Actually, raising children in college is really easy

Harry Stine, contributing writer September 27, 2021
After I got a little advice and money from my family, I discovered how cheap both college and apartments in the area are. Some apartments even go for as little as $1,300 a month. I can’t imagine living on campus is much worse. It’s probably only a couple thousand for a few months. That sounds like a good deal to me.
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Satire—A ‘movie review’ of the Winter 2021 semester

Katarina Rothhorn April 20, 2021

By now I’m sure everyone is familiar with the recent release of “The Winter 2021 Semester” and the mixed reviews it has received. Some claim it was a refreshing break from the usual fast-paced,...

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Satire—Swim and dive welcomes expert new teammate

Ryan McChesney March 11, 2021

The swim team here at Northern Michigan University has always had a lot of depth to its roster. A big factor in that state of affairs has always been the team’s ability to snag top recruits from around...

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Satire—Vaccine side effect cures Karen’s desire to speak to the manager

Ryan McChesney March 1, 2021

We are quickly approaching the one year anniversary of COVID-19 and finally, we are seeing vaccines roll out state-wide, both Pfizer and Moderna vaccines are reaching folks all across the state. Students...

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Satire—Students leave Zoom mics on, spark return to in-person classes

Ryan McChesney February 19, 2021

Mischief is afoot this winter semester as the pandemic continues. During COVID-19, restaurants close, re-open, close, re-open just to close again, then re-open, just to close yet again and then re-open...

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