![SURPRISE GRADUATION — T.J. Tockensons dusty and forgotten diploma, waiting to be received. Tockenson was deeply surprised when he realized he graduated from Northern three years ago.](https://thenorthwindonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/10/Tockenson-1200x960.png)
Satire — CAMS student discovers he graduated three years ago
Dallas Wiertella
• October 31, 2023
![Satire — Please stop making movies about me](https://thenorthwindonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/The-legend-of-Sall-2-665x900.png)
Satire — Please stop making movies about me
Dallas Wiertella
• May 2, 2023
![Satire — I deserve to ride the golf cart on campus](https://thenorthwindonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Harry-on-a-dragon-pdf-900x900.jpg)
Satire — I deserve to ride the golf cart on campus
Harry Stine
• April 6, 2023
![INDEPENDENCE — The chair that I often sit in, pondering how mentally efficient I am. I have developed poor social skills and I will not take any responsibility for that.](https://thenorthwindonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Chair-900x674.jpg)
Satire — I love college, I just cannot stand people
Harry Stine
• February 6, 2023
![Man Waving Inside Window](https://thenorthwindonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/Capture-900x462.jpg)
Satire — New Bar Holds Craft IPAs, Giant Void Of Death
Harry Stine
• October 11, 2022
![RA Hiding Under Table](https://thenorthwindonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/IMG_0292-900x600.jpg)
Satire — Resident advisors are “people” too
Harry Stine, Assistant Features Editor
• September 19, 2022
![Satire—Student inexplicably anxious walking past group of students](https://thenorthwindonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/Harry-School-Satire-pdf-900x900.jpg)
Satire—Student inexplicably anxious walking past group of students
Harry Stine, contributing writer
• April 14, 2022
![YUM!—Served on Thursday, Nov. 18 2021 at Northern Lights Dining, this breaded chicken was presented with carrots and celery.](https://thenorthwindonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/PXL_20211118_225316545-900x675.jpg)
Satire—The last supper: A farewell to NLD
Akasha Khalsa, Opinion Editor
• March 22, 2022
![Satire—Honor student admits they have no idea what they’re doing](https://thenorthwindonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Exam-Paper-pdf-900x900.jpg)
Satire—Honor student admits they have no idea what they’re doing
Harry Stine, contributing writer
• February 9, 2022
![Satire—I will consume your soul in this course evaluation](https://thenorthwindonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/Course-Evaluation-pdf-900x900.jpg)
Satire—I will consume your soul in this course evaluation
Harry Stine, contributing writer
• November 17, 2021
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